Shocking MySpace Facts Revealed!

A recent study reveals that 98% of myspace users do NOT have hands.  Supporting evidence includes, but is not exclusive to, countless pictures of handless users.

Dr. Tequila (Tila's older, smarter, also Filipino brother), an expert in the field of Myspaceology, states "It's not so much that they are all missing BOTH hands.  In fact, the data shows that the majority of that 98% are missing just one hand.  The other can usually be seen dangling in the background or placed alluringly somewhere on their person.  The numbers are staggering."

Scientists are still researching the cause of this shocking peak in handless members of the electronic community and suspect it might be genetic. However, some renegade teens argue "we're just vain and friendless!"

                                                                                                     

Photo: Dr. Tequila analyzes a test tube for the cure as perplexed colleague marvels at why he's not using a microscope

Location: C.A.S (Center for Armless Scientists)